not grabbing people’s butts while they walk up the stairs in front of me is the hardest part of my day
(via princessbutts)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
(via avatar-kenny)
math: science: lol bow wow and STD’s. why are they dancing omg STD’s aren’t something to dance about.
lunch: the desperation
p.e: OH SHIT I TOLD THE FUTURE THAT SHIT PLAYED IN MY MIND I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
ANYWAY WE MADE A GOAL IT WAS FREAKING STUPENDOUS
after school: oh man do i just stand here i’m kinda lost here
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

