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human geo: why 15 WHEN I’M 14 hashtag young probs hashtag fuck it im young

lisa: dude you should just add a picture of you and kenny for the last one

physics: KENNY, CALM DOWN WOULD JA

so throughout the period i kept trying to punch him in the crotch and he kept punching my boob and my butt and we were biting and grabbing each other and at one point he laid on my lap and i was like oh god i’m on my period please don’t smell anything 

kenny: one time i went poo and i wiped and i sniffed it 
me: don’t touch me, don’t talk to me, don’t even look at me
kenny: -grabs me
me: WHAT I SAY 

english: me: peter what’s your horoscope
peter: capricorn, why?
me: cause i was just reading sex horoscopes and it said i’m really kinky
peter: OOH wanna hear my dream setting for sex??? ok i want a bouncy house right, and i want it to rain, but i don’t want regular rain, i want HOT rain
me: peter please stop
peter: but i thought you like it kinky… 
me: PETER WHY HOT RAIN
peter: JODI DON’T BASH ON MY DESIRES

math: kevin: peter please stop sharing your thoughts on where you want to have sex
peter: dude the world has to know, what if there’s a girl out there who wants to have sex in a bouncy house in hot rain too?????

after school: please don’t leave!!!!! whatever HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK

HE NEVER DOES THAT

I THINK SOMEONE WANTS SOMETHING

mina and i went to get her hair cut but the dude wasn’t there so i got a smoothie and a hummus wrap and she got a tuna melt and we talked about kitchens and lights lol 

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swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

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hamburgay:

ppl who keep asking for a dick pic here u go

hamburgay:

ppl who keep asking for a dick pic here u go

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porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

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butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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axelisgreat:

Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

axelisgreat:

Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

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dstroyed:

≡

dstroyed:

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ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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vicecube:

aloejuice:

joey.

SHIT

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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