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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:00 -0400

human geo: why 15 WHEN I’M 14 hashtag young probs hashtag fuck it im young

lisa: dude you should just add a picture of you and kenny for the last one

physics: KENNY, CALM DOWN WOULD JA

so throughout the period i kept trying to punch him in the crotch and he kept punching my boob and my butt and we were biting and grabbing each other and at one point he laid on my lap and i was like oh god i’m on my period please don’t smell anything

kenny: one time i went poo and i wiped and i sniffed it
me: don’t touch me, don’t talk to me, don’t even look at me
kenny: -grabs me
me: WHAT I SAY

english: me: peter what’s your horoscope
peter: capricorn, why?
me: cause i was just reading sex horoscopes and it said i’m really kinky
peter: OOH wanna hear my dream setting for sex??? ok i want a bouncy house right, and i want it to rain, but i don’t want regular rain, i want HOT rain
me: peter please stop
peter: but i thought you like it kinky…
me: PETER WHY HOT RAIN
peter: JODI DON’T BASH ON MY DESIRES

math: kevin: peter please stop sharing your thoughts on where you want to have sex
peter: dude the world has to know, what if there’s a girl out there who wants to have sex in a bouncy house in hot rain too?????

after school: please don’t leave!!!!! whatever HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK

HE NEVER DOES THAT

I THINK SOMEONE WANTS SOMETHING

mina and i went to get her hair cut but the dude wasn’t there so i got a smoothie and a hummus wrap and she got a tuna melt and we talked about kitchens and lights lol

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:58 -0400

swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:29:44 -0400

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

hamburgay: ppl who keep asking for a dick pic here u go

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:15 -0400

hamburgay:

ppl who keep asking for a dick pic here u go

porkrub: It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:02 -0400

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

butterpopsicle: Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls Wake up...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:16:40 -0400

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:50:49 -0400

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

axelisgreat: Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:06 -0400

axelisgreat:

Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

dstroyed: ≡

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:38:08 -0400

dstroyed:

≡

ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:19:28 -0400

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:17 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:00 -0400

vicecube: aloejuice: joey. SHIT

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:01 -0400

vicecube:

aloejuice:

joey.

SHIT

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:03 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:02 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:27:40 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:01:13 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:52:13 -0400

*watching the great gatsby

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:04:00 -0400

*watching the great gatsby
me: whoa those macarons are huge
kenny: you're huge
me: ................................................. wait am i really?
kenny: no shut up watch the movie

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:18:00 -0400